New Limited Patch
Only available during the 4/20 stream. No reruns. No restocks. Just vibes. Also new meme merch below!
MEME Merch Drop #6
FUF Drinking Glass / Cult Séance Candle
The sixth official entry in the JonSandman Meme Merch Line is here — and it’s lit. Literally.
Introducing the FUF Drinking Glass / Cult Séance Candle, an unscented ceremonial masterpiece. Phase 1: vibe. Phase 2: sip. Burn this baby down on Fucked Up Friday to channel pure chaotic energy, summon cult-level vibes, and once the wax is gone — welcome your new chalice.
✨ What’s inside:
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A reusable glass with a limited-edition meme label
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Pure unscented wax for clean, distraction-free summoning
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That perfect mix of “we’re not a cult” energy with a dash of party chaos
🧼 Important Care Tips: Once the wax is gone, wash the glass thoroughly before drinking from it.
And always hand wash only — don’t let the cult label melt off in your dishwasher. That’s how the spirits escape.
🔥 WARNING
Do not drink while the candle is lit.
Or do. You’re an adult. We can’t stop you.
Once this drop ends, it’s gone forever.
No restocks. No mercy. Just vibes.
